These are all things that I’ve posted on my facebook from morning to morning, while at work. Some are funny and some are sad. ENJOY! <3
Slip of the Day: (May 17th 2011 2:34 PM)
“Yes sir, I can take down your name and number and have her (interrupted) kill..You”. Guy didn’t even hear it because he was already talking over me.
Morning Thoughts: May 16th 2011, 9:21 AM
I think someone needs to make anti farmville so that I can loot all of people’s treasures and then they would get worthless facebook updates of how much shit I’ve taken from them. I really hate these non gamer achievement post that make my phone chime and think people have something to say worth my attention.
Morning Thoughts: May 14th 2011, 9:54 AM
I find it funny that the time I am most inspired is when I am trapped at work with constant interruptions. It is frustrating as hell to draw in 30 second burst. May you never know the torture of stifled creativity.
Morning Thoughts: May 14th 2011, 10:01 AM
Love. Chivalry. Courage. Honesty. Integrity. Belief… Pondering the failures of language, I am forced to question words that no longer encompass the power associated with them in a world that has reasoned them into atrophy and dulled their connection to relevance. How important it is that we hold onto the knowledge of such words. The rational mind of humanity will need them again.
Morning Thoughts: May 13th 2011, 12:46 AM
There is a saying that goes, “He who has a problem with everything is usually the one with the problem”. I find this insulting. Not only to me, as I would surely be perceived as the “He”, but to any person who realizes that the world’s society is flawed in many ways that are hurtful to our survival on a individual and global scale. As a race, our progression has always come from questioning.
Morning Thoughts: May 13th 2011, 10:17 AM
I sometimes sit and think what my life would be like if I was as lucky as say, Justin “stfU” Bieber. I have no hate for the kid and I believe that he fits perfectly with the current fad of destroying music for ages to come. Never the less, luck got him to where he is today. The internet gives everyone the chance to be somebody, but rest assured that most of us will never be he. How does that feel?
Morning Thoughts: May 12th 2011, 11:59 AM
I kinda wish I worked in the front or back of the room. I’m sure they do something, but I know its less stressful than what I do. the back of the room gets maybe 10 calls compared to my 200. The front gets what we send to them which isn’t much and I’d rather do paperwork than speak to these idiots all day.
Morning Thoughts: May 12th 2011, 11:46 AM
I must look like a prick to people reading these but I assure you I’m not a prick just a straight shooter. Unless being a straight shooter means you are a prick. I think I can be that and be happy with it.
TIME SLIP FOR CONTINUITY
Morning Thoughts: May 12th 2011, 11:11 AM
Have you ever been so mad that you wished you could see someone’s soul fade in your hands? I have. Oh well, too bad no one’s life is worth my great mind being locked away. Not when I have so much to do in so little time already.
Morning Thoughts: May 12th 2011, 11:38 AM
I need a job where I sit in a back corner and don’t have to talk to anyone unless I wanted to. Haha, as I was thinking that sentence I started to picture said job and the first image was a jail cell. Pretty funny after my last post.
Morning Thoughts: May 12th 2011, 8:36 AM
How in the world did humanity decide that this is how we should live to prosper? Life weighed in and by currency, Currency measuring the importance of ideas, Ideology being watered down to lack there of, A few outweighing the many, the many being too stupid to realize it.
Morning Thoughts: May 9th 2011, 11:34 AM
Why work hard if the one that benefits is not you? It seems a fool’s errand. This world is a fool’s errand. I am having a good day by the way, just some random thoughts.
Morning Thoughts: Daily Excerpt May 8th 2011, 11:07 AM
Strange little girl (about 8yrs old) down the street from Eric:
Little Girl: Hey…Hey! Are you the ice cream man?
Little girl: Well then find him and buy me some!
Me: (Walking back into the house and away from scary neighbor girl.)
Morning Thoughts: May 6th 2011, 9:07 AM
Its always nice to see a once familiar face in a gentle current setting. However, it seems to remind you of the faces that you see the most, more in particular the ones you have come to hate. But in this moment of revelation we acknowledge the power that time has over us. Its refreshing in these dark times to remember this simple fact.
Morning Thoughts: April 30th 2011, 10:08 AM
Speaking Spanish is fine. Acting like I’m lesser than you because I don’t speak it is not. Call me an ugly American if you want, but you’re only half right. I’m American. I don’t go to other countries expecting them to know English or know intermediate Chinese/Japanese because I do. Eat a dick and fuck off.
Morning Thoughts: April 23rd 2011, 10:14 AM
When you become a nuisance to society you should be imprisoned in a surrounding and trained to be adequate in what you can actually to to help society, even if that means just dying.
Old and alone while talking my ear off and making me listen to your joints shatter in HD
Being young and overly driven by a sense of entitlement that I would love to cure you of.
Just being stupid enough to show how ignorant you can be while interacting with the rest of the world. For Instance.
Asking for help in a snide/rude manner
To make it a simple number, 98 percent of the people I talk to in a day.
Morning Thoughts: Excerpt of the Day April 22nd 2011, 3:36 PM
Tabitha: It came with an instruction manual!
Me: THE SHIRT!?
Me: Ok ::throws hands up::::
Morning Thoughts: April 22nd 2011, 10:11 AM
Maybe lawyers aren’t sharks! maybe they are like the Comedian in Watchmen. They see the ridiculousness of the current Meaning of “Justice” and choose to be a personalized parody of it.
Morning Thoughts: April 22nd 2011, 10:00 AM
PROVOCATION AND AN ACCEPTABLE REACTION????
How much should one take before irrational thought becomes a rational and logical reaction? Should this limit be a socially defined law or Personalized to a reaction authorized by a public code of “fuck up and “possibly get fucked up!”?
I say Personalized, but I see the advantages of both.
Morning Thoughts: April 22nd 2011, 9:05AM
The higher up you are in a business setting, the less work you do. Higher ups merely feign the appearance of being busy as to not disrupt the steady pace of the working fodder.
Morning Thoughts: April 22nd 2011, 9:02 AM
Normal street cops are worthless. They are only effective at punishing the everyday person for false offenses that are really just revenue based infractions set for city economical gain and hurt no one in actuality. They don’t stop murders, they find a who after the fact or just scrape up the aftermath. Wait!!!!! No they don’t detectives or higher caliber folks do that. interesting.
People say street cops are necessary to instill a form of viewable justice to keep people from being animals. This makes me think of when people tell me Anarchy would not work. I honestly have never seen it, so I can’t say they’re right!
I would actually like to see a graph that showed monthly ticket quota vs actual tickets written vs placed Drunk driving road blocks vs department expenses. I would completely believe its all to cost people money to make a financial quota for self sustenance of a public bashing militant force. Justice my ass. Protect and serve? doubt it.
Morning Thoughts: April 19th 2011, 10:08 AM
I just don’t know how some of these people are still breathing. Come on alien invasion, where are you? I don’t even care if you take me first for rape and death. Hopefully just death but hey it’d be an adventure! PRAY FOR INVASION!
Morning Thoughts: April 12th 2011, 6:22 AM
Early in the Morning and watching Toy Story 3.
“Just like thinking of your childhood home
But we cant go back we’re on our own ”
–Azure Ray “November”
Morning Thoughts: April 9th 2011, 3:38 PM
We’ve suffered a great loss this day. Sidney Lumet has left us. Thankfully he left us all his motion picture classics to remember him by.
-Dog Day Afternoon
-12 Angry Men
-The Morning After
-Find Me Guilty
Pay your respects. We’ve lost a true Visionary and Prophet.
Morning Thoughts: March 26th 2011, 10:31 AM
A grenade would clean those sinuses right up!
Morning Thoughts: Excerpt of the Day March 24th 2011 6:09 PM
Just sitting around and overheard the best statement ever.
Guy: “You know, Shanghai, Korea in Vietnam?”
Morning Thoughts: March 20th 2011 Saga!
(This is me sitting at work looking at my shift through the eyes of a Journalist at the front lines of a war….Just in case you get confused. OH and for those not caught up on the site. I work at a Call Center.)
Early Report – 7:13 AM
Everything seems peaceful for now. the dummies have yet to awaken from what we like to call, the stuper. Like sleep to us normal folk, but as we all know, evil never truly sleeps. Like Chuck Norris it waits.
Early Report 1.5 – 7:14 AM
EVIL waits with Rebecca black in the shadows of the darkest alley in the bleakest mind. Her face is truly a horror and her voice the ugliest tragedy.
Dawn Report 2 – 8:05 AM
Just around 35 minutes ago there was movement on the enemy lines but the strategist here at the station felt it was a false alarm despite my plea for caution. Sure enough, the enemy bagan to move soon after.
1)exclaimed the idiot,”God can’t fix elevators in a church.”
2)If having eye pain and redness, go ahead and put a contact in it. It’ll help! I swear.
Breaking Dawn Report – 8:34 AM
The enemy has begun its full frontal assault. You must truly understand the raw brutality of Stupid and it’s allies. Gen. Grant of the L.2.I.T. made this statement earlier this morning.
“we will not allow intelligence to take us into a better tomorrow. You have a fight on your hands!”
-editorial notes. L2IT Lethal to Intelligence territories…
Dawn has Broken Report – 9:19 AM
Me: No madam you may not speak with the office.
Stupid Lady on the Phone: Why?
Me: Because they are closed.
SLOTP: Why are they closed?
Me: It’s Sunday and they don’t open on the weekends!
Me: So you can’t speak to the office because they aren’t there.
SLOTP: That makes no sense!
Me: Ok, well you have a good day. If you have an emergency before the office re-opens we can page the on-call duty for you.
SLOTP: Fuck you!
Me: Yes ma’am, goodbye.
BRUNCH REPORT – 11:08 AM
The abundance of toxic counterintelligence grenading my mind! Ladies and gents, ill try to make it through this for you. The trenches don’t appear to be deep enough to protect us from these unrelenting attacks! I’ll stay on the air as long as I can…(buzz)
LUNCH REPORT – 12:48 PM
How beautiful would it be if all this raw power could be focused towards a common goal to the benefit of all.
DAY’S END REPORT – 1:13 PM
The war begins again… tomorrow.
Morning Thoughts: March 14th 2011, 12:45 AM
(Statement made regarding an associate of mine who is an alcoholic)
I love that she can have conversations with other people in her head and they become real so you have to decipher what you’ve done in her head and try to defeat it in conversation….
I hope you’ve enjoyed this little romp through my brain. I was just going to post time/date/excerpt, but I added pictures to give people a break from my cynical rants. Hope you enjoyed the breather…